Occasionally local folks send in some employment opportunities for folks in the area. We know times are tough and pass them along. If you can fill any of these positions, please let us know.


Local couple looking for housecleaner. Must have dungeon-cleaning experience, chain/leather upkeep and spot removal abilities preferred. Must be able to focus on job and not be easily distracted.

Goat Farmer

Goat Farmer needed must be MCSE certified and have XML and .NET experience. Must have a minimum of 4-years experience with eGoatFarm 4.0, Window servers and general upkeep of goats.

Actors/Models Needed

Two models wanted. Preferably one Asian and one blonde. Must be flexible and enjoy pudding. Must have own snorkel, hand sanitizing gel and poncho  Must be able to be paid in seafood. Sign language skills is a plus.